Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy.

Be generous, good and just, when anything is to be gained by virtue.

Americans have mastered the art of being prosperous though broke.

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.

There's God on the front cover. There's God on the back cover.