Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.