Politicians will always be honest.
To themselves!

News Flash!
All politicians arms are going to be lengthened so that they will be able to pat themselves on the back for doing a great job.

Sometimes I'm too frightened to be myself.

Don't be indifferent.
Be unique!

I'm sorry that I can't be like you.
I guess that it's time that you accepted that and then we can both get on with life.

Be yourself! Now that would be different!