Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.

I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.