Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you.

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.

Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

Piglet: "Pooh, how do you spell love?" Pooh: "You don't spell it, you feel it."