Plus my boots were made of awesome.

If I ever offer to plan your wedding or sweet sixteen or something, do yourself a favor and run away screaming.

Don't call me baby when you're pissed, Sweet Pea."
"Don't call me Sweet Pea at all, baby

You're bossy, arrogant, intrusive, annoying... "
His minor grin amplified.
See! Totally unrepentant...
"Do I have anything going for me?"
"... you can be sweet, you're a cuddler, and you carried me out of a burning building..."
"I'm a cuddler?"
"You spoon."
His brows went up. "That's important enough to be on your list?"
"Uh... yeah."
[He's grinning] "Fuckin' ridiculous what women think is important.

Butterface - How does a guy slay dragons for a girl when they're all in her head?

My best advice is to be yourself. Unless you’re psychotic, then you might want to try a different tactic.