Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying 'fuck.'" Then he straightened and addressed Doug. "Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this particular film. It has a running length of ninety-four minutes. So last night while watching it, she heard fuck, or a derivative thereof, spoken every one and a half minutes, give or take a few seconds. But if my saying fuck offended her, then I'm fucking sorry.
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Related Morning, noon & bloody night, Seven sodding days a week, I slave at filthy WORK, that ... PHILIP LARKIN Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving." Fuck... DAVID WONG Fuck You Poem #45 Fuck you in slang and conventional English. Fuck you in lost and n... AMY GERSTLER God,' he said, 'I have to have you.' 'Take me. Own me. Use me. Pick a verb. Just please.' ... C.D. REISS Georgie: I feel stupid. Andrew: What are you talking about, you feel stupid? You just wal... THERESA REBECK Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there w... SUZANNE WRIGHT California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you! GEORGE CARLIN Then she called Matthew. He answered, "Where the fuck are you? I've been calling you for ... ERIC JEROME DICKEY She bit the inside of her cheek. “You wouldn’t keep secrets from me, would you? I mean we’ve b... VICTORIA ESCOBAR I had heard my brothers and sisters use curse words but had never dared use one myself in front of a... CHELSEA HANDLER You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it. DONALD RAY POLLOCK Fortunately, my care factor was now dangerously close to fuck-it levels. KYLIE SCOTT i will admit there's a certain degree of giving a fuck that goes into not giving a fuck. by saying y... DAVID LEVITHAN That's my story... I decided to share it with you all guys... like or don't... I don't gi... DEYTH BANGER Fuck you," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rod... NEIL GAIMAN Fuck this. Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people c... DAVID LEVITHAN Drop the fucking weapon, you fucking motherfucker or I'll fucking scramble your fucking brains. Hand... J.D. ROBB For seven or eight minutes they kept begging him to come out, some of them saying drop it, put it do... LEE SULLIVAN If anyone has a problem with Blaire then they need to take it up with me. She has a job here as long... ABBI GLINES Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour... DAVID WONG And then, just as Wilbur was settling down for his morning nap, he heard again the thin voice that h... E.B. WHITE I take a few quick sips. "This is really good." And I mean it. I have never tasted tea like this. It... AMY TAN You are already choosing, in every moment of every day, what to give a fuck about, so change is as s... MARK MANSON I think she and I were talking about how much I adored skateboarding on the computer but how it woul... JOHN GREEN You wouldn't believe how much harder it's getting for me to just leave my studio. It's really sad. I... MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then ... JUSTIN HALPERN I punched him nos so lightly in the arm. 'Asshole.' He was silent for a few minutes, and then h... MICHELLE HODKIN So I was thinking, there're eighty-six thousand, four hundred seconds in a day, right? There're one ... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Let's fool around." "And then?" he asked, voice low. "When it's time, take blood, and then... LAURELL K. HAMILTON Couldn’t have come at a more perfect time, hey? You gonna answer it and then fuck off for four hou... BETH ASHWORTH Wild need slipped into his mind as she moaned into his mouth and he fucking loved how greedy she was... SETTA JAY You think I need an orgasm to enjoy sex?” she demanded. “What are you, like fifteen?” She eyed... AMY ANDREWS But then Klaudia's lips curled ino a conniving smile."Actually, Aria, I'm going to fuck your boyfrie... SARA SHEPARD It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Rememb... GEORGE CARLIN Goodness me, the clock has struck- Alackday, and fuck my luck. KURT VONNEGUT She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.” It was at that Raid stopped dead... KRISTEN ASHLEY Because my patient just sat herself up--and I'm not talking about her raising her torso off the damn... J.R. WARD She straightened. “You tried to seduce me, for information.” “You can’t hold that again... V.E. SCHWAB She was alive, and she was stuck in this fucking tunnel, and she had just broken a fuck of a hex war... STACIA KANE in this land some of us fuck more than we die but most of us die better than we fuck CHARLES BUKOWSKI I once heard my mother tell my father that she shouldn’t have to explain why she was pissed. That ... EMMA CHASE Furi would never tire of those sounds. “I know that feels good, baby, but trust me, I haven’t ev... A.E. VIA Even creating shit is hard to do. First, you need money to buy food. Then you have to chew it, eat i... JONATHAN HEATT When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ BENJAMIN R. SMITH Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Pr... ILONA ANDREWS Fuck you! I hope you die!" "Everybody Dies," I said. "So fuck you. LAWRENCE BLOCK I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek. “FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if... MICHELLE HODKIN I'm so sorry," he whispered to her, knowing she couldn't hear. "I'm so sorry." Her mouth moved,... JAMES DASHNER A mistake? The most passionate night of his life was a mistake? Her first time and that’s what she... R.L. MATHEWSON Sam," she said. "I'm trying!" "Sam," she repeated. "No," he spat, hearing her tone. "... SARAH J. MAAS Yes, I do believe in something. I believe in being warm-hearted. I believe especially in being ... D.H. LAWRENCE Wild need slipped into his mind as she moaned into his mouth and he fucking loved how greedy she was... SETTA JAY I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean... LISA GLATT Dorothea: "What the fuck are you?" Nix: "A man who wanted to be a God...then changed his ... CLIVE BARKER Sorry to ruining your mood... but as always there is something to fuck you up one way or another way... DEYTH BANGER You know,” she stammered, resenting the way her body reacted to his touch with fireworks and songb... JENNIFER BONDS And there was a voice, a high clear, female voice, which said "Ow", and then, very quietly, it said ... NEIL GAIMAN Locke sighed. 'So this is winning,' he said. 'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck ... SCOTT LYNCH Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might ca... DAVID SEDARIS I just feel such freedom to do whatever. If a song's seven minutes or ten minutes long, then so be i... CHARLIE DANIELS He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. EDWIN EDWARDS Do i look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?... QUENTIN TARANTINO Fuck socialism! No, really..... fuck socialism. Socialism sucks! A.E. SAMAAN He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my d... DARYNDA JONES I know you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I have t... CLEMENTINE VON RADICS Doug returned five minutes later and shook his head. "Sorry kid. She's single, but she doesn't think... RICHELLE MEAD It was two weeks after the day she turned eighteen All dressed in white Going to the churc... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Lark wrapped an arm around me and started to speak until Bailey’s startled voice interrupted us. A... BIJOU HUNTER There were people who went to sleep last night, poor and rich and white and black, but t... MAYA ANGELOU I was certainly on the darker side at one point. I didn't give a fuck or think that anything mattere... MARK WAHLBERG Wrong? So you are saying, I'm wrong okay then... It's not possible every time to be right, one ... DEYTH BANGER Alot can happen in eleven minutes. Decker can run two miles in eleven minutes. I once wrote an Engli... MEGAN MIRANDA Frowning, she warmed up the scone she’d saved for Callum. “I could get a pop-up camper to pull b... KATIE RUGGLE jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killi... CHARLES BUKOWSKI .. be more Creative, every Day, every Hours, every Minutes or every Seconds and if possible ev... KRVISHAL Oh, fucking expression, attention and impression! (Dexter) DEYTH BANGER If I can start my day out by saying my prayers and getting myself focused, then I know I'm doing... MARK WAHLBERG So to you, or anyone else who has spent four minutes on me in some way-- listening to just one song,... TAYLOR SWIFT U just gotta a ticket for the new town "FUCK YOU". DEYTH BANGER Is it because I'm a girl?" Reluctantly, Bill nodded his head. She looked at him for a mome... STEPHEN KING Hey, mamacitas! How about you ditch those losers and come with us. We'll show you a real go... SIMONE ELKELES What's your name?" he asked above the roar of the music. She leaned close. "My name is Wi... SARAH J. MAAS Every master loves to fuck a slave. It is a law of nature, or maybe culture. ANNALEE NEWITZ Johanna glances over at Finnick, to be sure, then turns to me. “How’d you lose Mags?” SUZANNE COLLINS Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s coll... ALICE WALSH He grabs me suddenly and yanks me up against him, one hand at my back holding me to him and the othe... E.L. JAMES You still want that little secret to stay secret?” “You wouldn’t.” “... B.D. ROCA How can I judge?" she said at last. "To me, he is a hero. To the world a monster." She let her head ... ROBERT FANNEY Everyone had a forever, but given a choice, this would be mine. The one that began in this moment, w... SARAH DESSEN She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, s... JOE DUNTHORNE I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! JUNNITA JACKSON I care for you, darling, I love you, the only reason I fucked L. is because you fucked Z. ... CHARLES BUKOWSKI I… What are you saying, Zsadist?" she stammered, even though she'd heard every word. He... J.R. WARD In spite of the terrible pain I was in, I tried to help name the hot sauces. For the allegedly mild ... SUSAN JUBY Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad SIERRA DEAN Yeah," he grount out. "I nailed her." "Where?" Luc always wanted the dirty details. "Stock... LARISSA IONE The first music I ever heard was only one hundred and sixty days after I was conceived. ... KAMAND KOJOURI FUCK "UNITY"!! What a pathetic way of thinking. How arrogant of Progressives to think that my ... A.E. SAMAAN You'll learn. Silence and apathy are the best ways of saying Fuck You ANONYMOUS In general, I call her every night, and we talk for an hour, which is forty-five minutes of me, and ... AIMEE BENDER
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