Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.