Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?