Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

They're popping up all over.

To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true.

The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.