Pet Peeve: pill bottles that say, "Take one tablet daily by mouth." Where the heck do they THINK I'm gonna put it?

Is anything better than motherhood? Maybe, just maybe, grandmotherhood.

Fishing is a lot like marriage. You can get into a lot of trouble with either of them by rocking the boat.

I miss the childish days of my youth, when each day was as long as a month is now.

At this stage in my life, I've finally come to realize that I've learned more from my children than they ever learned from me.

If you've never jumped from the couch to a chair to avoid the burning lava, you didn't have a childhood ...