Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a new makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids’ head into the toilets. It’s nice that some things never change.

But in his heart, he wanted to be at Camp Half-Blood. The months he'd spent there with Piper and Leo had felt more satisfying, more right than all his years at Camp Jupiter. Besides, at Camp Half-Blood, there was at least a chance he might meet his father someday. The gods hardly ever stopped by Camp Jupiter to say hello.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool.