People who work on computers actually touch their faces a lot.

If you have always wanted to draw, now is your chance to get a free drawing lesson from a real live artist.

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights.

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.