People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

I'd rather go naked than wear fur.

Not only is fur cruel, it's also totally gross. I mean, who wants to wear the skin of an abused animal? Not me!

My daughter doesn't allow me to wear fur.

In order for a man to feel whole, he needs someone to look up to and someone to look up to him.

When people think of Canadian Club, they should think of a good whiskey, not jerks beating pups on the ice.