people that see ufos aren't weird they are just stupid. the smart ones are the ones that get on em and get the hell out of here.

you are only as stupid as the person you are talking to thinks you are.

the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.

Human-like species will not exist elsewhere in the universe, unless they live exactly in an earth-like environment.

The modern belief that highly advanced civilizations from other planets are visiting the Earth via spacecraft is a ruse. If real, they are beings created apart from the procreative processes established for life on Earth (Gen. 1). And since they are not direct creations of God Himself, their origins must be sought from other sources.

We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to be one-fifth the mass of the Moon), thus disarming its protective force field. I don’t know about you, but back in 1996 I had trouble just uploading files to other computers within my own department, especially when the operating systems were different. There is only one solution: the entire defense system for the alien mothership must have been powered by the same release of Apple Computer’s system software as the laptop computer that delivered the virus.