People say that I'm a millionaire, but that's not true - I only spend millions.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

People say I'm shrill and strident.

When people say that George Harrison made me famous, that is true in a way.

Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

You know, people can't fall in love with me just because I'm good at what I do.