People say, 'I'm only suing for the principle of the thing,' and I reply that I can't give you principle - only money.

People say money ain't nothing; money is basically everything.

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.

People say I'm shrill and strident.