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Related Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. ... JOY BEHAR Reasons... questions... what they have in common? - All get finded in the hard way. DEYTH BANGER Now they have a riddle. - Criminal Minds DEYTH BANGER I'm trying to make really flawed characters that have got redeeming features so people can say, ... IRVINE WELSH The worst thing people ever say is that 'I can't afford to have kids!' It's selfish,... TAMER HASSAN When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?&... TAYLOR SWIFT Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come ... HANNIBAL BURESS And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, 'What wi... BETTY FORD I'm a writer. Now I've started to be on television. I have a big mouth. And I have good TV t... STEVEN COJOCARU When you have a stroke, you must talk slowly to be understood, and I've discovered that when I t... KIRK DOUGLAS I've heard people on panels say, 'You must have a Web site. You need to tweet. Repeat the ti... MAUREEN JOHNSON I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of peopl... DAVE CHAPPELLE When I was leaving NBC News to go to CNN, people would say, 'What?! Why would you possibly leave... SOLEDAD O'BRIEN My parents always say I have really good legs. I've worked really hard for them. They always ins... SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG I learned a long time ago to be honest when I'm talking to other artists. Up-and-coming artists ... COMMON Many times, people have come up to me after singing some songs, and they'd say, 'Richie, do ... RICHIE HAVENS I have great fans that come up to me, and they just want me to sign stuff. I have a restaurant in Be... ANTONIO SABATO, JR. I've met people who will go to a movie that I can't stand and they say that they saw that mo... OLIVER STONE I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am a... DARREN BOYD I've got five grandkids. They play baseball, they play football, they play basketball. I go to a... JOHN MADDEN You know, I think there was a point in time when people didn't really understand how birth certi... JAN BREWER Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't jus... BILL BURR When I played in a band, people just stand there and look at you and criticize what they didn't ... ZEDD If you look at the field of robotics today, you can say robots have been in the deepest oceans, they... CYNTHIA BREAZEAL I've been in things that have impressed people and they've come up to congratulate you but i... ELIZABETH MCGOVERN Did you know that what you really, really, really want ...you now have? LORRIN L. LEE I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me... TONY DANZA I don't think all comedy should be mindless. Have something that's thoughtful. Maybe some th... JERROD CARMICHAEL When I was a little girl, if I didn't eat my soup, my mother would say, 'You have to think o... DIANE VON FURSTENBERG I try to go throughout my daily life just as if nothing has changed, but you don't have much ano... ADAM LAMBERT I've had so much success. I had something to say, I got to say it, people heard it, and they agr... JOSS WHEDON When I look at my body, I'm like, 'I'm a lead of a TV show?' To have a man in the bu... RACHEL KELLER As a producer, sitting on the other side of the desk, I have never once had an agent go out on a lim... ORSON WELLES Maybe I'll put my iPod in two minutes before. But truly, I've listened to actors say that th... BERENICE BEJO When I started, people would come to interview me, and just knowing that I worked in videogames - it... YUJI HORII I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anythin... DON RICKLES If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's ... MARIE HELVIN I have three very simple principles. I don't like conflicts of interest; they should be eliminat... ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON I have become so used to having people say, 'We loved your movie' instead of 'We read yo... CHARLES R. JACKSON I always say that I've been in a bad mood for maybe 35 years now. I try to lighten it up, but th... MARTIN SCORSESE I know we have people who say they know things, but in a court of law you have to see things for it ... DAVID BAIRD I've heard people say, 'Why do you have to do a show that's called 'Black Girls Rock... TRACEE ELLIS ROSS Let's just say I was really bad. Now I have grown into myself. I have changed. NAVEEN ANDREWS I have met so many people who say they've got a book in them, but they've never written a wo... KHALED HOSSEINI Over the years, I've heard a lot of people who don't feel that they have it in them to do an... KAJA FOGLIO Someone told me something that stuck with me: 'You have to envision your life, and then go backw... BRUNO MARS I used to be a retailer, and I find it discouraging when somebody comes in and they pick something u... MICHAEL ENZI I would have to say that I have to concentrate more when I'm doing comedy. There are so many det... KAITLYN DEVER What you do, say, and have reveal who you are. LORRIN L. LEE I think all jocks have a sensitive side. It's just, will they show it to anybody? Will they let ... CHANNING TATUM What's profound and exciting is the way young people are taking advantage of the fact that the I... CHELSEA CLINTON I never understand when people say, 'Do you do comedy or tragedy?' I don't think they... MIKE NICHOLS I don't have anything to say. I appreciate your interest. I just have nothing to say right now. CLARK FREEMAN What I find really attractive is something that's going to be a little dangerous. Something that... PETER CAREY But, yeah, I'm really happy when I'm writing. When I'm being creative and when I have so... JOSH RADNOR People would say, 'Boy, I really loved you in Ferris Bueller," and it would really aggravat... ALAN RUCK I'm moving on. I should have made that clear when I made the announcement. I guess I wasn't ... REGIS PHILBIN I've had my nose in a book my whole life. I never thought it would be useful, but it is now. Wha... TWINKLE KHANNA A lot of people assume I have a great hat collection, but kids steal my hats at every show. I've... MAC DEMARCO Teaching and writing, to me, is really just seduction; you go to where people are and you find somet... LAWRENCE M. KRAUSS The thing I get the most that I really love is that people don't so much mention films I've ... RITA MORENO I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for y... DANNY BONADUCE The best thing I could say is you do have to be a really good listener. If I go to a family reunion,... SUSAN STRAIGHT I'm fascinated by people in their eighties and nineties. Especially those who are still creating... MORRISSEY If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... MITCH ALBOM I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' BILL ENGVALL Hollywood looks to these young people now to say something to the world. I have nothing against that... SASHA ALEXANDER Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see... CHELSEA HANDLER I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's go... SAMANTHA BEE I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-no... DAX SHEPARD We never want to go into a tour and play 15 songs and say 'Enjoy.' We have messages: Number ... JOHN TESH Sometimes I want to just pull the off switch, but you can't because if you go outside, you have ... NICKI MINAJ Back, you know, a few generations ago, people didn't have a way to share information and express... MARK ZUCKERBERG When they first start doing comedy, new comics or even people that have only been doing it three or ... ERIK GRIFFIN If you put a demo on the net and people say it was the finished version then they're going to sa... DAVID GUETTA I'm amused when Congress tries to place the blame on somebody but never themselves. I've nev... T. BOONE PICKENS I don't understand why people make me want to make music that's a join-the-dots thing by num... M.I.A. People used to say I'm weak in comedy. But, with 'Mahesh Khaelja' and 'Dookudu,'... MAHESH BABU I just want to say what a tremendous honor it is to be on a show like 'The Newsroom.' I'... TERRY CREWS Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I'm pretty sure Jon St... JOHN OLIVER When you have that connection to say, 'I'm going to play for something bigger than myself,... DAN QUINN I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti... LENNY HENRY If I was on a 'Modern Family' kind of show, and they said, 'You have to say that the bur... CHARLIE PUTH You have to develop ways so that you can take up for yourself, and then you take up for someone else... MAYA ANGELOU As frustrating as it is to not have a record come out, I have to make sure that it's worth putti... ISAAC BROCK We have to make machines understand what they're doing, or they won't be able to come back a... NICHOLAS NEGROPONTE This is what people don't understand. When they might see me do something that's not 'Go... GARY SHEFFIELD It's just an American tradition to make sure people don't leave hungry. The worst thing is t... TOM DOUGLAS When people see what I have now, they have no idea of where I came from and how I didn't have an... FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. Zara right now has incredible jeans. I'm obsessed. They have these jeans that have those ridges ... ADRIENNE BAILON When beginning a conversation, ask the other person, “Do you have time to speak right now?” If t... SUSAN C. YOUNG When you're friends with someone, you can't just go out to dinner and say 'O.K., now thi... DAVE GOLDBERG It is weird. People will say, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's... CHERYL HINES I've heard that many fine artists have to turn their 'finished' paintings to face the wa... CECILIA DART-THORNTON When people say, 'Why don't you face the music?' I say, 'You have to understand the ... EDWARD SNOWDEN No matter what people say, about what I did, about what I am like... They say you are not dedicated ... YUVRAJ SINGH I've heard countless women - but not a single man - say to me, 'I could never stand up befor... LISA BLATT
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OLIVER KAHN There is no reason to change this system. I don't think we'll abandon it. For us the most im... OLIVER KAHN We are Bayern Munich and English teams always have trouble as soon as they leave the island. OLIVER KAHN Complaining and arguing will not help. We are fully concentrating on the game against the Czechs. OLIVER KAHN I have a feeling we are going to be world champions, I can't really explain why. Brazil are prob... OLIVER KAHN If we perform as a unit and if every single player gives it his very best, everything can happen. OLIVER KAHN I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad. OLIVER HUDSON My mom is in her mid-60s and has more energy and is more youthful than any human being I know. It... OLIVER HUDSON You can love someone like your son, even if he's not your biological son, and you can love someo... OLIVER HUDSON Personally, fame never really played any part in our family life. OLIVER HUDSON Parent hard, play hard. That's my philosophy. 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OLIVER GOLDSMITH Where wealth accumulates, men decay. OLIVER GOLDSMITH If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. OLIVER GOLDSMITH Honour sinks where commerce long prevails. OLIVER GOLDSMITH All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated ... OLIVER GOLDSMITH People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy. OLIVER GOLDSMITH Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. OLIVER GOLDSMITH Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. OLIVER GOLDSMITH People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it. OLIVER EVANS It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and inv... OLIVER EVANS I would have been glad to have lived under my wood side, and to have kept a flock of sheep, rather t... OLIVER CROMWELL Put your trust in God; but be sure to keep your powder dry. 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