People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k up! You're a musician; you don't know a thing about running a country! If there would have been a better man to run the States right now, we would have picked him, it's a democratic process. There are a couple of guys who run for office, everybody picks him, he goes to the next level. Shut up, he's the f**king president! There's gonna be an election, if you don't like him go for the other guy. Don't sit back there and just piss and moan. I see all these guys like Michael Moore going off and I'm like, 'Dude, you don't have a f***ing idea about what you're talking about.'


Dave Mustaine

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k u...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR
people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ
If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine w...
CARTER WOODSON
i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD
When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like...
CAROL CHANNING
People live for eating,but I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL
People think that they are untouchable, but you will probably find that there lives are built around...
GARY F EVANS...
What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA
We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON
when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD
Manny:'Thats wat you do in a herd, you look out for each other.'
Sid:'I dont know about you guy...
ICE AGE
I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion ...
BILL HICKS
You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN
Life gives us lessons to learn and if we dont learn those lessons we will keep going round in circle...
GARY F EVANS...
If I didn't have my parents to think about I'd have given in my notice a long time ago, I'd have gon...
FRANZ KAFKA
go outside at tell the world to f*ck its self! you are who you are! express your self... and how eve...
SIMI GREWAL
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C.
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
(All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON
[I]f you know wilderness in the way that you know love, you would be unwilling to let it go. We are ...
TERRY TEMPEST WILLIAMS
This country has been strip-mined by rich and powerful interests. If you dont like what they're doin...
RALPH NADER
Girls you are stronger than you know.. If you don't like being treated like a doormat the get the f*...
KELLY ELLIOTT
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
You dont know your wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day.
MICHAEL PARENTI
What was unusual about the way we did this version of 'The Ten Commandments' was we treated Moses li...
NAVEEN ANDREWS
YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entit...
KAIDEN BLAKE
We aren't hiding behind these masks, we're actually revealing more to you than you might think. The ...
COREY TAYLOR
You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL
aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr...
RAJA
If we dont error then how are we gonna know what needs to be repaired.If we dont get angry then how ...
MICHAEL STRONG
The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
...

That's what's happening....
DEYTH BANGER
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE
I told him it's okay. I've been there a lot last year. I know the feeling, you just got to shake it ...
MICHAEL PITTMAN
Eat cheese and do a u-turn but if you dont like cheese dont eat cheese and do a u-turn
KATIE BAVISTER
Last year when he came to us, he wanted someone who would believe in him and give him a run in the s...
ALAN CURBISHLEY
If you dont like me, Walk away , Matter of fact Run Away
VIRGINIA EUWER WOLFF
Soldiers are the truly responsables for war,if they dont fight,its not gonna be the mans with a suit...
RAJA
We have two boys, and one of our kids is much more interested in history and stories, so if you want...
MEGAN SMITH
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER
If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS...
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
You think when you wake up in the mornin yesterday dont count. But yesterday is all that does count....
CORMAC MCCARTHY
*Talking to Naruto* "Just shut up for once! What the hell do you know about it?! It's not like you e...
SASUKE UCHIHA
What people dont know about you people create. Imagination is a part of being human. They fill in th...
R.M. ENGELHARDT (TALON)
[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf...
DR. GREGORY HOUSE
We would like to let him know about the international view of the situation. We have to hold talks i...
TARO ASO
And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go ...
RACHEL CAINE
I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ
We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL
Anytime you lose a great guy like that, the rest of the guys have to step up. We're definitely going...
KIRBY LAW
And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES
I'd give Leland about a C grade for the game. I don't think he gave up a lot of bad goals where you ...
KEVIN CONSTANTINE
They've been there. They know what the hoopla is all about. They know how to go through the week and...
BRENTSON BUCKNER
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS
Guys will NEVER understand what it is like to be a girl and all the pain we have to deal with theref...
MEGAN WILSON
Kyle’s shrill voice interrupted their moment. “Figured you two would turn this into a scout meet...
DEBRA ANASTASIA
Be not be discourage by the rejections. Do not stop because of anxiety; stop because you are done wi...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Do not be discourage by people who reject your true purpose. Do not stop because of anxiety; stop be...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
We all have a prejudice about action films. It's sort of like, if they're beautiful and blonde, she ...
SIDNEY LUMET
You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
C. JOYBELL C.
I could hear Russ, but I couldn't see him. Russ knows that about me like I know that about him. If I...
LOU LEVEA
Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi...
MARIANA FULGER
The thing about exploring is that you have to know whether the thing you've found is worth finding. ...
JOHN BOYNE
You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND
there are a few rules I know to be true about love and marriage: If you don't respect the other pers...
MITCH ALBOM
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening
MARLON BRANDO
There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behin...
KEVIN HART
You should be convinced of the authenticity of what you have, but you must also be humble enough to ...
MITCH ALBOM
Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that...
RIP TORN
Stoans want to be lissent to. Them big brown stoans in the formers feal they want to stan up and tal...
RUSSELL HOBAN
I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
CORMAC MCCARTHY
Ever feel like everything is just moving to fast,and you just dont know how to keep up
NADIRA AHMED
In my experience,’ he told me, ‘if you run away from a thing just because you don’t like it yo...
JOHN WYNDHAM
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ...
RICHARD PRATT
In a political sense, there is one problem that currently underlies all of the others. That problem ...
GERALD R. FORD
You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW
(Monday) night we struggled real bad without Josh Smith in the lineup, but we stick him back in ther...
WAYNE RICHARDSON
Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empow...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;...
C. JOYBELL C.
I think one of the highest compliments you can give a person is that when you are talking to him, yo...
DAVID LEVITHAN
Does money bring you all the things you would expect to have?maybe.But with all the good it brings i...
GARY F EVANS...
I write because there is a madness within me to express my thoughts in words. I write because I feel...
AVIJEET DAS
if u know how to use your mind , you dont need a million bucks to make you feel like your in paradis...
ELVIS HODZIC
An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening.
GEORGE GLASS
An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening.
BOY GEORGE
An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening!
MARLON BRANDO
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
WAYNE COYNE
Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG)
He's such a fun-loving guy and a good guy. He's one of great guys in the basketball, period. I don't...
TIM DUNCAN
He's everything you want as a teammate. When I played against him, I regarded him as a tough out, a ...
KEVIN MILLAR
Unique and different is the new generation of beautiful…
You dont have to be like everybody ...
TAYLOR SWIFT
What do you want? What do you know about it? What are you talking about? Everything belongs to Him, ...
FELIX SALTEN
You'll have those times when it's frustrating, and you get frustrated a lot. You've got to know that...
DAMON SUBLETT
Youll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you dont have to remember what you have ...
SAM RAYBURN
This guy sounds like all the bad guys from the last ten years of murder movies all rolled into one. ...
DENNIS SHARPE

More Dave Mustaine

I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE
One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE
My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Playing live is basically just hyperactivity and a certain sense of enchantment that I deliver to th...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.
DAVE MUSTAINE
No, I care more about what God knows than what man says.
DAVE MUSTAINE
The guitar influence that affected my songwriting came from the New Wave of British Heavy Metal.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Megadeth doesn't sound anything like Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I was always the new kid in school, I'm the kid from a broken family, I'm the kid who had no...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Megadeth is a legend, and I'm not gonna cheapen it like some of these bands that keep going long...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I guess because I had such a horrible life growing up, going from place to place not knowing what I ...
DAVE MUSTAINE
My guitar was a loyal person to me.
DAVE MUSTAINE
When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something&...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I treat people the way I want to be treated, which makes me odd.
DAVE MUSTAINE
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
DAVE MUSTAINE
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
DAVE MUSTAINE
If I were president of the United States, I'd build a great wall along the Mexican border and no...
DAVE MUSTAINE
The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: p...
DAVE MUSTAINE
What I couldn't say verbally I was able to express physically through the guitar.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Don't ever give up on something or someone that you can't go a full day without thinking about.
DAVE MUSTAINE
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Chene...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Alice asked me to his bus one time to sit me down and talk about how out of control I was during So ...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I don't want to be disrespectful to the partners I had, ... They're all very talented, and they've a...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I'm kind of a huge asshole and....
DAVE MUSTAINE
Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Die Dead Enough.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Yesterday's answers has nothing to do with today's questions.
DAVE MUSTAINE
I do have a feeling about bands that cannot get it on, ... When I was a kid, I had guitar heroes: Ji...
DAVE MUSTAINE
There's always that oil and water thing going on, ... You don't know if people are going to congeal....
DAVE MUSTAINE
There's such friendship with us, ... We get along famously. It doesn't seem real. I'm sure there's b...
DAVE MUSTAINE
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
DAVE MUSTAINE
Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distanc...
DAVE MUSTAINE
Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!
DAVE MUSTAINE
People in the music business, in America, are talking bad about Bush…you know what? Shut the f**k u...
DAVE MUSTAINE
I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL
Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY
Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY
I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL
As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES
I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN
The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY
When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES
Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK
And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS
That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD
So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS
You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL
Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS
Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE
It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY
I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN
I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL
The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL
I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART
Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS
Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY
The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN
I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY
I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER
'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS
I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS
I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY
There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES
...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY
That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY
Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS
Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY
Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS
How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS
Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER
Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY
A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL