People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

This is my first cook-off. Actually, the people at the track have been really good to me ... I really just entered the cook-off to support the track.

You have to enjoy pleasing other people. I really do enjoy pleasing other people.

People who like this sort of thing will find this is the sort of thing they like.

As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to...the American people: Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible.

People in the media say they must look at the president with a microscope. Now, I don't mind a microscope, but boy, when they use a proctoscope, that's going too far.