People be telling me why do I always wear black, and I respond by saying that I am preparing for their funeral motherfucker.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!

I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.

Freddie Mercury, to me, was probably the most important frontman to me growing up.