People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.