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People are either silly asses, or ass*oles. Mostly, just silly ass*oles. Choose! Hard place, or hell hole!


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HEINRICH HEINE Can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground
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C.S. LEWIS If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character.
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M.F. MOONZAJER Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!
MADELINE OLES Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.
FAKEER ISHAVARDAS Camelot is a silly place.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Time marches on...with or without your ass
DENNIS BARTON Why are you being so nice to me?' I asked her.
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SARAH DESSEN Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
JANE AUSTEN Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way
JANE AUSTEN A hard head makes a soft ass.
WILL LEAMON People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
YANCY BUTLER Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.
KATIE MCGARRY Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER Instead of either/or, I discovered a whole world of and.
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HEINRICH HEINE They either hit it hard, or they didn't hit it hard and it still found a hole.
KEVIN APPIER He could prod you gently or kick you in the ass,
MICHELLE PHILLIPS It's difficult to make the argument that one female fist inserted into one male ass--or, for that ma...
CAROL QUEEN Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.
MIKE DIRNT - Did you really save the world ?...
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EMMA DONOGHUE Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
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SIR DAVID LOW Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON We got our ass kicked.
MIKE SHANAHAN I have been an author for 22 years and an ass for 55
MARK TWAIN It wouldn’t be the first unfamiliar finger up his ass.
JAMES S.A. COREY A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG Love teaches even asses to dance
FRENCH PROVERB We're all pains in the ass.
RITA MORENO If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you
BRUCE LEE I have to save my ass.
SHREK It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.
C.S. LEWIS I'm a mother fucking human holocaust!
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HALE IRWIN Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
ROBINSON JEFFERS To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation
LATIN PROVERB Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.
LORI GOODWIN Just relax and breathe through your ass.
LEWIS BLACK An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
ROMANIAN PROVERB Life shouldn't be about the either/or. We're capable of more than that, you know?
SARAH DESSEN What silly people wits are! [Lat., Que les gens d'esprit sont betes.]
PIERRE AUGUSTE CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS People are so blind they don't know whose foot is up their ass.
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BARRY GIBB There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.
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AFRICAN PROVERB Lesbian Ninjas: first they kick ass, and then they lick ass.
GRAHAM HILL The funny thing about fake ass people is that they don't exist in my world so get real or get the fu...
JOHN MAIORANA (GIOVANNI) I know I'm not God, are you? Don't be silly.
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ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Life has a way of kicking you in the ass... or smearing chocolate on your bum.
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JON BON JOVI I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
ORRIN HATCH you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining?
MARILYN MANSON Yes, they are pretty silly sometimes,
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