Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.