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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what&...
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If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them an...
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I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ...
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There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
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When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that.
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If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what ...
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituari...
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Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of yo...
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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
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Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: e...
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. I...
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By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America d...
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
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I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave th...
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Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway....
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its ...
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has deve...
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm...
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Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
BILL COSBY

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
BILL COSBY

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you...
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quar...
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even po...
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I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
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Father...knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he on...
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact th...
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully va...
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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The heart of marriage is memories.
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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now t...
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homewo...
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its...
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
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Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that w...
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Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.
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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've ...
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cos...
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Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that ...
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George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.
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I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these ...
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I&#...
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Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
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You don't reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even pov...
BILL COSBY

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a C...
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straight...
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Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
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I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status.
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George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking somethin...
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
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The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on gam...
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my broth...
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There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I...
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I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It...
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Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with J...
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My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in b...
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Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What...
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There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even wi...
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You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.
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Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your f...
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I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, ...
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Gray hair is God's graffiti
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What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts t...
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on sta...
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times w...
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I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not ...
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do,...
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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade...
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for inv...
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We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent...
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
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There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of d...
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And it's wonderful to follow Clair and Cliff and their lives being successful, doing what they alway...
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Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn...
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic and lower middle economic people are not holding their end ...
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If you read my sixth-grade report card, you'd notice that I started with unsatisfactory grades. My t...
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A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because...
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
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I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I hav...
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times w...
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be ...
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor ...
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betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
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The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I lov...
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked
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A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is mo...
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Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feeling...
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dea...
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And I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask...
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a da...
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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the network...
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a da...
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Network executives never did understand what made our show work,
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about these magical people with no jobs who live in apartments.
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One of the beauties of watching our show is that, really and truly, it remains fresh because you're ...
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[He didn't attempt to ease them into the real world.] You're out of here, ... You can't sit around a...
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The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to c...
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That's not my daughter.
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Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cl...
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You can turn painful situations through laughter.
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Now all you parents who are saying, 'Come on.' I'm now going to throw it back at you. Where are the ...
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I asked her to dance and we did. Then I asked for her phone number and wanted to see her,
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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
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There's no labor a man can do that's undignified -- if he does it right.
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Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand th...
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This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, payi...
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There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
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We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of se...
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If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are...
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quart...
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long...
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I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goe...
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it,...
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBY

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone.
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She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.
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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a trainin...
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Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these...
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Why can't we save these boys without sending them to Africa? How difficult is it? We can do it, man....
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This is one of those stories that came out of the devastation of New Orleans that has not been widel...
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is t...
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people ...
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've ne...
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
BILL COSBY

When you become senile, you won't know it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what'...
BILL COSBY

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice
BILL COSBY

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting ca...
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It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying "I love you." His love had to do with th...
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful
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People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish yo...
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In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember...
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wo...
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Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an o...
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will ...
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an app...
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The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income...
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
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I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against...
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I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six tele...
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I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it&...
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When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start t...
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That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has dev...
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a...
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If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be app...
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When in doubt, delete it.
PHILIP COSBY

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
ERIKA COSBY They can be as angry as they want to. They ought to be ashamed. They're the ones that let a pedophil...
RITA COSBY I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

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