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Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working.


J.A. Buckle

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ARTHUR MILLER All it takes is someone to dump mercury down the toilet, and I've got this problem again.
GLENN DISHONG I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER If you drop a book into the toilet, you can fish it out, dry it off and read that book. But if you d...
STEPHEN KING Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gon...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you'v...
J.K. ROWLING If your boat is in a toilet bowl going down, it may look better then the climb up.
CHUCK BRIDGES Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD It's $40 million down the toilet, ... He's worse off now than if he hadn't held a special election. ...
ARNOLD STEINBERG I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of ...
DAVID REUBEN Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.
BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
CAROLYN GOLD HEILBRUN You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
CAROLYN HEILBRUN There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending ...
ADRIAN EDMONDSON His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
JAIRAM RAMESH You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of st...
ALEXANDRA PETRI All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can ...
HENRY MILLER All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can ...
HENRY MILLER My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER I rushed to the bathroom for every corner of the hospital was suffocating. I got hold of acid-bottle...
MEHEK BASSI France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
BILLY WILDER Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I...
QUINN LOFTIS We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!
J.K. ROWLING The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
ERIC CARR Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... There was no brick that came through my window. It was actually a toilet-stool full of feces.
HERMAN BOONE A typical toilet will use four gallons of water per flush ... a water-saving toilet will use less th...
GRETCHEN GIGLEY It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN We gave away a $5,200 toilet. It's just the most fantastic toilet you could ever imagine. It has an ...
MICHAEL DAVIES It really is unappealing. On a good day, scrubbing a toilet is not anybody's idea of a good time.
GERRY ELWOOD The question now is: Is he on the way up, or is he going to stay in the toilet?
BARBARA O'CONNOR The problem with forbearance is that it always looks like a good thing to do until it stops working.
RAGHURAM RAJAN France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.
MARCUS AURELIUS You never can't put bad down, there is always something tricky... nothing is so easy if it's easy. I...
DEYTH BANGER You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
KAMI GARCIA If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.
DAWN STEEL Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. All of our egos were flushed down the toilet after that game. We were knocked down from riding that ...
LEROY FOSTER The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON They can't make a noise, flush the toilet, run the water. They can't do anything to let the people w...
DERRICK NULL Man, I feel sad after looking through that. I think he breaks every rule of programming...
GR There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.
WILLEM-ALEXANDER OF THE NETHERLANDS We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she c...
JACK SIM We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she c...
JACK SIM We are going to train the toilet cleaner to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she ca...
JACK SIM For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the so...
ALEXANDER CHASE I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
EVAN OSNOS You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each squa...
KURT VONNEGUT Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
CARMELO ANTHONY It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not fl...
UMA THURMAN our outside loo, known as the Betty, was a good loo; whitewashed and compact with a flashlight hangi...
JEANETTE WINTERSON He was cleaning out vents in the ceiling in which inmates had put wads of toilet paper.
ELISE SCHAFFER We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing dow...
SAM HARRIS 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
JAMES C. DOBSON If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
RICHARD BRANSON I struggled with physics class in 10th grade. After that, the dream pretty much went down the toilet...
BROOKE BALDWIN Bragging about winning porn awards is like showing mommy what you did in the toilet.
TYLER KNIGHT Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don...
ALICIA SILVERSTONE Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don...
PETER NIVIO ZARLENGA Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet
ALAN KING You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
ALAN KING Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY A great future starts with what you can see
SOTONYE ANGA France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER My giant tortoise now weighs 100 pounds, eats 50 pounds of hay a week and goes to the toilet like a ...
DEAN HARPER I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toile...
MATTHEW BRODERICK You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
GEORGE CARLIN You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar
GEORGE CARLIN Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
J.K. ROWLING There's nothing behind a closed door besides a toilet.
JOE HURWITZ If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
JAY LENO I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this sp...
MICHAEL ISIKOFF If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you...
DAVID SEDARIS Tremble: your whole life is a rehearsal for the moment you are in now.
JUDITH MALINA France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER 'The Lunchbox' has been a blessing - all gift-wrapped and tied with a bow. Life is a lunchbo...
NIMRAT KAUR Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wo...
BILL COSBY No water, you can't use the toilet. And that's a big concern in the house.
BOB BUCKLEY Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allo...
BAUVARD It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open...I never want to know what comes out of there...
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