Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

There's no truth anymore.

I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.