Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.