Our people are going to be with us, and her people are going to be with her, and there's plenty of them.

Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?