Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

I'm probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts.

Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss.

I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

There are a lot of sociopaths running around who are probably our friends, if not us, and we don't know it.

I'm just someone who observes a lot.