Our disease involved much more than just using drugs, so our recovery must involve much more than simple abstinence.


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Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
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I can't wait for that to never happen.
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I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
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