Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

The kids told the deputy that they were in fact planning to plant some of these bombs at the school. They were planning to disrupt school activities at the end of the year. They were not targeting an individual.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.