Osteoporosis is not an inevitable part of ageing; it is preventable. So it is vital that all of us, of all ages, start taking care of our bones now, before it is too late.

[When their engagement was announced, the queen and her husband, Prince Philip, issued a statement saying they were] very happy ... warmest good wishes for their future together.

I'm just coming down to earth

My great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress, so how about it?

I really need a gin and tonic.

[Rhys-Jones was recorded calling Prime Minister Tony Blair] President Blair ... number one on the top 10 unpopular people.