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JON STEWART In life mondays to fridays are period of work,saturdays is a period of rest,but sundays is a period ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sac...
NICOLE ARI PARKER As long as they can still compensate with work on Saturdays and Sundays I think it won't be a proble...
DENIS OSWALD I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica...
GREG GUTFELD We always had to work on Saturdays and Sundays. That was our commitment to them.
MERV ADAMS Our end goal -- I'll stop the show and die a happy man -- is if we could get Larry J. Sabato and Jon...
JOSH CINCINNATI I was originally going to become a biochemist, but it just got way too complicated.
EUGENE JARVIS Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up th...
STEPHEN COLBERT We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin...
TUCKER CARLSON Jon Stewart says that he was a little kid with a big head. He had very little athletic ability. He w...
BRIAN KILMEADE In September 2005, I was three things: the media blogger for 'FishbowlNY,' a maniacal Daily ...
RACHEL SKLAR I said this really the last couple years: Saturdays look like Sundays now, and that's good for footb...
JERRY ANGELO I started 'The Daily Show' when I was 22. I was going to class at Long Beach.
JESSICA WILLIAMS Originally we started with only meeting once a month but we realized that it was taking too long, so...
CURTIS CREWS My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna to...
STEPHEN COLBERT Drowning his misery with alcohol and junk food was like sticking plaster on an infected cut. It mask...
JAY NORTHCOTE That is what we wanted to do, to go 2-2-1-2 (innings pitched by pitcher). Jon and Brent will start f...
DAVID MCGINNIS I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don&#...
BRUCE LIPTON In May, we could see things were going from beginning to end, ... But it was a fragile system, and w...
BRIAN LAMB In the fourth quarter it was us stopping them but on offense we basically ran out of steam. Without ...
GARRON WHITEHOUSE Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It...
DICK VAN DYKE They were talking so much on the court, too, and we wanted to shut them up. They were like, 'You're ...
DIETRIC SLATER The World Trade Center cross has become a Christian icon. It has been blessed by so-called holy men ...
DAVID SILVERMAN If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to ...
LARRY MCMURTRY Better to feel nothing, to be numb, than to lose control. It's the only way I know to deal with it.
JULIE KAGAWA Getting on with her life is important. But right now it may be more important to put the feelings ou...
JENNIFER BROWN It was Gloria who was originally approached to appear on the show and she asked me to partner her.
FREDERICK FORSYTH We were really inspired by the Lord to open this place. We originally bought it in 2003. We had it f...
JEANNIE OCHOA I don't think it was anything Stewart or David did, ... We just got off to a hot start and from ther...
MIKE WEIR I want to tell few things, I like the truth in all faces. why??
It's the truth one road and tha...
DEYTH BANGER We are going to try to long-term him. We originally wanted to do this in early February, but I guess...
A.J. SMITH We've been so busy. We've been working Saturdays and Sundays to get caught up. I'm turning down lots...
WALTER JOHNSON He was originally slated to come home in December, but that didn't work; then it was January 15, and...
FELECIA CHAVEZ Racecourses have to be run on a commercial basis and we all know that Saturdays produce the best res...
BILL FARNSWORTH It's hard to believe that professional entertainers could have put together a show less entertaining...
TOM SHALES I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&...
NORM MACDONALD Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD which was lucky, because they were atrocious. But, if I were a reviewer and saw the show, I'd probab...
BOB DENVER They were just sick. Not only was the headstone pushed off its base, but the lantern they were going...
SYLVIA MATHEWS When once we quit the basis of sensation, all is in the wind. To talk of immaterial existence...
THOMAS JEFFERSON Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I...
CHANDRA WILSON They were in organized sports, but in their free time they played at the park all the time. They pla...
JUDY HAWK It's a free-market system. We were competing with all the conferences, and Saturdays were the most p...
DOUG ELGIN The hardest part about writing fiction is finding long stretches of time to do it: for me, this mean...
J. COURTNEY SULLIVAN The show originally started out as a ten hour mini-series. We shot two hours and then were excused f...
GIL GERARD The way things were going, no one was gonna score too many, ... I managed to keep them off the board...
BRANDON WEBB We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there's a long, traditionally long,...
BILL IRWIN We needed everything to go perfectly, and it looked like things were going to head that way, ... I j...
JOSH WISE It's disappointing, but I was hoping the show was going to be edgier than it was, ... It didn't work...
ANDREW KENNEDY We're going for the title too, there's no reason why we can't fight with Milan, Juve and Inter.
FRANCESCO TOTTI Good corners were going with the deep guys, so we've got to hit the underneath stuff. If teams give ...
STEVE HOWEY I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. An...
JON STEWART Does 'interesting' mean something different in the scientific field than it does in normal life?
JOHN OLIVER Knowing Jon, he might have taken it off.
BUBBA TYER Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La...
ALEXANDRA PETRI We wrote this in my mother’s basement. Jon had this title ‘Wanted Dead Or Alive’ and then I ca...
RICHIE SAMBORA If it were Hegel, I m...
ROBERT ANTON WILSON We were a little bit frustrated because we weren't finishing the chances, but as long as they weren'...
JAMIL WALKER Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there's a long, traditionally l...
BILL IRWIN Stewart's goal was beauty. I came off a corner kick. Stewart picked the ball out of the air with his...
DOUG KILBY Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc...
GRACE SLICK Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that g...
BARBARA KINGSOLVER We were called The Toilets originally — we were flushed with success.
MIKE PETERS We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.
MIKE PETERS Ben (Gillen) and Joe (Hoskins) kind of had off days. But it was nice to see Jon pick us up. He's bee...
MARK SHRADER Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ...
DORIS PINTER I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and ...
RACHEL NICHOLS We knew it was going to be a tough game just for the fact that we were coming off an emotional high ...
DAN STAUBER Mondays taste like split-pea soup,

Tuesdays taste like gobbledygook,

Wednesday...
CLAUDINE CARMEL I wrestled with my Catholicism for a long time. It took a long time to escape. It began with a sense...
DAVID RABE We know what Jon is capable of. What we were trying to do is take some of the burden off his shoulde...
LEE EDWARDS I always used to watch 'The Daily Show,' and there were all these comedic geniuses there. I ...
AASIF MANDVI It was a great learning experience to work with James Stewart.
JULIE ADAMS We want to show this off and raise more money with it,
FRANK DAVIS It was one of ours originally, but no human being can sprint around a building with their helmet off...
CHARLES STROSS This newel post fixture is original to the house. Originally it was gas. The house originally was il...
GAIL HENRY 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give...
JAMES C. DOBSON We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY We're not going to show up and shove it off the truck.
JAMIE BROWN Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be...
SANDRA K. COOK To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I was in love with the British 'The Office', so even though I love Steve Carell, when they w...
SAM HUNTINGTON We were holding it too long and staring. By the time we passed it in, they adjusted.
KRISTI SMITH The plane was taking off when suddenly it veered to the left and wham, we felt really hard turbulenc...
ROHADI SITEPU It was a long lay off before the game, but we're happy with what we did. I just felt the kids were c...
DAN LIEDTKE Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not in some ways differ significantly from the ...
ERIC HOLDER It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western...
BASSEM YOUSSEF Having Jon on our side has made the team so much stronger. It has made us real contenders for the Eu...
ANDREI KIRILENKO When we touched the ground, people were clapping and cheering because we thought it was going to be ...
EDDIE HO We were very close to winning a sectional title. If we would have had (Danny Moore), we probably wou...
CHANCE VANGUNDY We were in a position to walk away with it, and it was too bad we unraveled in the slalom. We implod...
BILL MADSEN It's been the same song, same verse all year long we don't hit the ball when we need too. We just di...
FRANK CHUMBLEY They drove through rain and snow and slides and everything to be here. And we were trying to get the...
KARLA MUNDALE If I had to name my favorite media personality, it would be a tie between Jon Stewart and Trey Parke...
R. J. CUTLER He loved her.
Jay Heaton, her best friend since childhood was in love with her. He didn't say i...
KIMBERLY DERTING As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressiv...
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JON KRAKAUER Happiness [is] only real when shared
JON KRAKAUER It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ