Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.