Oreos come in packages. Otherwise known as a gift. Cherish it.

Deep-fried Oreos were sent from heaven to prove God loves us.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me', said some idiot who,
1. Didn't realize HOW much words hurt
2. Wasn't so smart

You and me-we've whored together. We've fought together.And I still dunna understand how ye always seems to know where the money is hidden and the liquor is stored and the scandals are richest.'
It's a gift.

I don’t want to be a supermodel; I want to be a role model.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.