Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check.

Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.

Do I think anything I ever do will be as big as Motley Crue? It's impossible.