Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.