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It was by faith, nothing wavering, that Joseph saw God our Eternal Father and Jesus Christ, His Son.
THOMAS S. MONSON Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ
within me, Christ beneath me, Christ a...
CATESBY PAGET Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ ab...
SAINT PATRICK Not only do we know God by Jesus Christ alone, but we know ourselves only by Jesus Christ. We know l...
BLAISE PASCAL People relate Christ only with Christians. But actually Christ died for the sins of the world. All w...
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM May we incorporate into our own lives the divine principles which he [Joseph Smith] so beautifully t...
THOMAS S. MONSON I have a great need for Christ: I have a great Christ for my need.
CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be suffi...
RAVI ZACHARIAS Only the Christ within will be glorified
SUNDAY ADELAJA Jesus Christ shed His blood so we could have a life filled with victories
SUNDAY ADELAJA Faith is not only a commitment to the promises of Christ; faith is also a commitment to the demands ...
WILLIAM BARCLAY Not only do we not know God except through Jesus Christ; We do not even know ourselves except throug...
BLAISE PASCAL Jesus Christ is the only way to fly.
GARMAN WOLD I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
ROBERT MUGABE Believers in Christ have a new identity. Their identity is a new creature in Christ.
HENRY HON We have a message about Jesus Christ for you. Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
JESUS CHRIST You can never learn that Christ is all you need, until Christ is all you have.
CORRIE TEN BOOM Sanctification consists of the daily realization that in Christ we have died, and in Christ we have ...
TULLIAN TCHIVIDJIAN Baptism is not only a sacrament of our union with Christ; it is also a sacrament of our communion as...
MICHAEL HORTON The Book of Mormon is a second witness of Jesus Christ and a manifestation of the truthfulness of th...
DIETER F. UCHTDORF God is far away only from them that have never come to Him through Jesus Christ
PST ADELAJA SUNDAY If you were the only person on the planet, Christ would have died just for you.
AARON CONN Christ for the world, for the world needs Christ!
ERIC LIDDELL We know nothing of religion here: we only think of Christ.
C.S. LEWIS The two men who have done the greatest harm to the world are Christ and Columbus. Christ taught us g...
ANAïS NIN The only answer in these modern times, as in all other times, is the blood of Christ. When our consc...
JOHN PIPER Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ h...
SAMUEL BUTLER How can you possibly reconcile the justice of God with the idea that only through Christ can you be ...
STEPHEN COVEY Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ
HEINRICH HEINE Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
HEINRICH HEINE Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, befo...
BIBLE Nothing should enslave you. Be dependent only on one person – Jesus Christ
SUNDAY ADELAJA Only the government of the Christ within will increase through your actions
SUNDAY ADELAJA Who can redeem us from our sins? ONLY the Saviour, Jesus Christ.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Only Jesus Christ can change a soul to be a spiritual being.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA All individuals have moral deficiencies, and when introducing these to reality one not only strength...
CRISS JAMI What determines our brotherhood is what that man is by reason of Christ. Our community with one anot...
DIETRICH BONHOEFFER He who does Christ's work must stay with Christ always.
FRA ANGELICO All we who believe on Christ are kings and priests in Christ.
MARTIN LUTHER Lukewarm living and claiming Christ's name simultaneously is utterly disgusting to God.
FRANCIS CHAN His love at once and dread instruct our thought;
As man He suffer'd and as God He taught.
EDMUND WALLER And so the Word had breath, and wrought
With human hands the creed of creeds
In loveliness of ...
LORD ALFRED TENNYSON Thou hast conquered, O pale Galilean;
The world has grown gray from thy breath;
We have drunke...
ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE Therefore, friends,
As far as to the sepulchre of Christ--
Whose soldier now, under whose bles...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE But chiefly Thou,
Whom soft-eyed Pity once led down from Heaven
To bleed for man, to teach him...
BISHOP BEILBY PORTEUS The Pilot of the Galilean Lake.
JOHN MILTON God never gave man a thing to do concerning which it were
irreverent to ponder how the Son of God w...
GEORGE MACDONALD Into the woods, my Master went,
Clean forspent, forspent,
Into the woods my Master came,
...
SIDNEY LANIER Thou hast conquered, O Galilaean.
[Lat., Vicisti, Galloloae.]
GEORGE HERBERT Who did leave His Father's throne,
To assume thy flesh and bone?
Had He life, or had He none?
...
GEORGE HERBERT Every pang that rends the heart.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH Fra Lippo, we have learned from thee
A lesson of humanity:
To every mother's heart forlorn,
...
RICHARD WATSON GILDER A pagan heart, a Christian soul had he.
He followed Christ, yet for dead Pan he sighed,
As if ...
MAURICE FRANCIS EGAN Lovely was the death
Of Him whose life was Love! Holy with power,
He on the thought-benighted...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE In every pang that rends the heart
The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of
the air have nests; but the Son of...
BIBLE Hail, O bleeding Head and wounded,
With a crown of thorns surrounded,
Buffeted, and bruised an...
SAINT BERNARD OF CLAIRVAUX There is a green hill far away,
Without a city wall,
Where the dear Lord was crucified
W...
MRS. CECIL FRANCES ALEXANDER And on his brest a bloodie crosse he bore,
The deare remembrance of his dying Lord,
For whose ...
EDMUND SPENSER In darkness there is no choice. It is light that enables us to
see the difference between things; ...
A.W. HARE AND J.C. HARE Near, so very near to God,
Nearer I cannot be;
For in the person of his Son
I am as near...
CATESBY PAGET All His glory and beauty come from within, and there He delights
to dwell, His visits there are fre...
THOMAS A KEMPIS God without Christ is no God.
JOHN PIPER I rest solely in His righteousness and in His atonement because I know there is nothing I can do to ...
R.C. SPROUL You are the son of the Lord God! She said. That’s why you can kill and bring back to life, that’...
ANNE RICE Jesus Christ is not just 'my personal Savior'. He is Lord.
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR. Stop comparing or boast at your victories. He was referring to enormous vitality and strength of God...
BRENNAN MANNING Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what
are you waiting for?”
“The Second C...
JEANIENE FROST There are no real personalities apart from God. Until you have given up your self to Him you will no...
C.S. LEWIS There's a direct correlation between faith in the righteousness of Christ and zeal in the cause of C...
JERRY BRIDGES There was only one reality, and Christ was Lord over all of it, or none.
ERIC METAXAS If your life is Christ, then your death will be only more of Christ, forever. If your life is only C...
PETER KREEFT We know the Lord makes His servants bold. The young boy Joseph who saw God the Father and His Son, J...
HENRY B. EYRING Anyone who is to find Christ must first find the church. How could anyone know where Christ is and w...
MARTIN LUTHER Only one life, it will soon be past,
only what’s done for Christ will last.
ELIZABETH GEORGE All my authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
JESUS CHRIST If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth...
JESUS CHRIST It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but si...
JESUS CHRIST If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love the...
JESUS CHRIST For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.
JESUS CHRIST Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
JESUS CHRIST Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
JESUS CHRIST As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you.
JESUS CHRIST For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same...
JESUS CHRIST I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it...
JESUS CHRIST Love the Lord your God with all your passion and prayer and intelligence. Love others as well as you...
JESUS CHRIST All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you sh...
JESUS CHRIST I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
JESUS CHRIST Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.
JESUS CHRIST But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of...
JESUS CHRIST Give to everyone who begs from you; and of him who takes away your goods do not ask them again. And ...
JESUS CHRIST For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?
JESUS CHRIST Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.
JESUS CHRIST And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.
JESUS CHRIST So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door wil...
JESUS CHRIST Little children, you are from God, and have conquered them; for the one who is in you is greater tha...
JESUS CHRIST If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasur...
JESUS CHRIST A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
JESUS CHRIST I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Ha...
JESUS CHRIST And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with Me, to give every man according as his work shall...
JESUS CHRIST
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Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER