One thing that I've noticed about big families is that they usually break down into two camps: the talkers and the watchers.

Years ago, I noticed one thing about economics, and that is that economists didn't get anything right.

'Black Hawk Down' wants to be about something, and in the midst of the meticulously staged gunfire, the picture seems to choose futility arbitrarily.

Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.

The funniest thing in the world to me is the idea of a white guy in his thirties going, 'Wait - I'm going to go into hip-hop.'

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.