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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Jane Heard.
ONE If you look at the requirements for just one piece, like art, from one generation of games to the ne...
GABE NEWELL Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time ...
O. A. BATTISTA Spiritual formation is character formation. Everyone gets a spiritual formation. It's like educa...
DALLAS WILLARD Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace.
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") I don't know if you could ever prepare for that. Nick Nolte told me one time, fame is like a red bal...
JIM CAVIEZEL In the 60s, if you wanted to be an actor, you couldn't do just one thing.
BARRY BOSTWICK When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci...
DEYTH BANGER There's a beauty to math. Math is so simple. It's just one step after the next.
ETHAN CANIN You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I guess I'm just one of these people who, when I decide I'm going to do something, I just do...
TOM FORD He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian...
DAMON RUNYON You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just pr...
PARIS HILTON It's one of the hardest things we do. That's the next step. ... It's like anything else — once you ...
JACK SIKMA Just from my experience and being around stuff for 25 years in the fire service, this is pretty unus...
LARRY DEAN Sometimes it change for the better, sometimes it change for the worse. Everything I try ain't always...
GHOSTFACE KILLAH In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one minute to the next
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN [One of those yet-to-be famous actors, Jim Caviezel, says he's unsure if he's prepared for stardom.]...
JIM CAVIEZEL You don't know, oh, oh
You don't know you're beautiful.
ONE DIRECTION Love yourself and your expression, you can't go wrong.
KRS-ONE My record of 13 goals in the World Cup finals still stands.
JUST FONTAINE Watching a baseball game on television is like chasing the great white whale in a goldfish bowl. It ...
WARD JUST There are strong opportunities to be found in both Bulgaria and Croatia. You get twice the size of t...
TOBIAS JUST We get rated down by homeowners associations because we have no slums.
DAY ONE If we could only have this life for one more day. If we could only turn back time. You know I'll be ...
ONE DIRECTION You know I'll be
Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart...
ONE DIRECTION I find it difficult to converse with robots.....Don't be afraid to be an independent thinker.
JUST JEWEL In the great line of Crane, Orwell and Hemingway.
WARD JUST do not cry , you can focus the light spot with the eyes , the eyes of your heart . smile
MISTER ONE Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the...
DAY ONE I've been coming here since Day One, ... Watching games at home is no fun. It's boring. Here, we get...
DAY ONE If it was $10 a gallon, I'd be buying it today since you can't get it anywhere else,
DAY ONE Get every drop in there. Can't lose none,
DAY ONE big, medium and small.
DAY ONE Yes, look, I don't think I can explain this any better to you, but we don't want to ... Well, I gues...
DAY ONE This is too much of a good thing, so there might be a correction that will occur.
TOBIAS JUST You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up...
ONE DIRECTION What brings us anywhere? You take one turn instead of another, you meet one woman instead of another...
WARD JUST Too often in the post-9/11 world, when the time has come to translate the moral, and essentially pro...
RICHARD JUST Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen. Tell me you don't want my kiss, that ...
ONE DIRECTION You're impossible to resist, but I wouldn't bet your heart on it. It's like I'm finally awake, and...
ONE DIRECTION Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. An...
ONE DIRECTION Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
ONE DIRECTION I think we showed three years ago that seeding doesn't mean much. Drury is a great team. But it's to...
LARRY JUST Being the seventh seed coming into this thing and splitting two games, you'd like to think that you'...
LARRY JUST We didn't control the paint. Everything they did was because of their dribble penetration and their ...
LARRY JUST You just have to find a way to get past this first game sometimes. On Saturday, maybe we'll settle i...
LARRY JUST You can see that when she's out there, we're a better team.
LARRY JUST You can't print what I was thinking.
LARRY JUST This bill is about sending a message to irresponsible dog owners, and not just jailing a bad neighbo...
LARRY JUST It's a slap in the face to the family and the victims. This bill does not go where it needs to go. W...
LARRY JUST The trial was painful. There were lots of breakdowns. Now that we have that behind us, things are ge...
LARRY JUST Besides, teams are less attacking now.
JUST FONTAINE Only two journalists followed the team around.
JUST FONTAINE My mind was not on the record - I turned down the chance to take a penalty in the third-place game.
JUST FONTAINE Nowadays, as soon as a striker scores three goals, everyone starts asking him about it.
JUST FONTAINE I spent my first twenty years in Morocco, where I coached the national team.
JUST FONTAINE I think I'll take my record of 13 goals to the grave.
JUST FONTAINE As soon as he thinks about the record, he's finished. The secret is to put it out of your mind.
JUST FONTAINE Fifth is great, especially as I was forced to retire when I was 26 - right at the moment when I was ...
JUST FONTAINE To beat my record, a side would really have to go for it, or a player would need to go on a goal spr...
JUST FONTAINE You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ...
SUFJAN STEVENS If you develop just one muscle, one skill, make it the ability to focus and just get on with it. It ...
KATE REARDON Plans never go well for me. I just live every day like I ain't gonna live the next one.
FETTY WAP This is a great comedy. It is just like any family. One minute they are fighting, and the next minut...
LINDA WALLING I just never fantasized about Mr. Rogers, but I like his whole vibe.
CATHERINE KEENER 'Watchmen' is like the music you feel is written just for you. 'That's my song, no o...
ZACK SNYDER Inspiration is the one thing you lose just after you stop looking for it.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT I was just 21 and I'd never had a Polynesian cocktail. I took one sip and was impressed. This would ...
MICHAEL WEEKS I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.
GEORGE A. ROMERO You see them on the schedule you just know it's going to be one of those days. It gets your juices f...
FRANK PODKUL You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big b...
CHELSEA HANDLER If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
MOTHER TERESA I think there are advantages to different scales of filmmaking. You wouldn't want to do just one...
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Sooner or later, there will be pandemic flu. Is it gonna be this one? Is it gonna be the next one? I...
WILLIAM KELLY A great revolution in just one single individual will help achieve a change in the destiny of a soci...
DAISAKU IKEDA I wish that for just one time / you could stand inside my shoes / and just for that one moment / I c...
BOB DYLAN He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and...
CRAIG FERGUSON I have a company attitude about my work. I don't like to do just one thing; I like to do a lot o...
JACK O'BRIEN Against Michigan State, we just played lackadaisical. Here, it's a different setting. You hit one sh...
JAMES AUGUSTINE Life is just like a seed , some grow fast and some grow slow but evantually one day it will grow ! N...
AVERY CHUA CHANG RONG He just gets it and throws it to the net, I know his game. I'll be hearing about that one for the wh...
JEFF LERG Life is cocktail of all things- pain, pleasure, enjoyment, exploration, breaking up & healing up...
RAJA SHAKEEL MUSHTAQUE In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go fu...
WERNHER VON BRAUN Maybe this gets you to stay through one more meal or one more merchandise stop. There's just a lot o...
JERRY ALDRICH No. That's just one of those things about the game that's weird. One week you can not have it and th...
AARON HARANG In war there is no true winner, one side just gets tired of losing
C.R. MANGUM Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
GARY BUSEY It's Ray's game plan and we're just executing it, and I'm just here to make sure the film is organiz...
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PAUL NEWMAN There's some real dark days where you just feel like the story is falling apart in every one. Ju...
DAN SCANLON I'm working on a few different films and I'm just searching for the right new story to tell....
JOSHUA MICHAEL STERN Knowing that one thing you want is a great step. Sure, whether you prefer or not, you'll get offers,...
UFUOMA APOKI It's up for grabs. We just have to be the one to take it. Our next game is Iowa State, and we have t...
RICHARD ROBY I went on the internet today and some people were saying some more shit about me. You know, like the...
FERGIE

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WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
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WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
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WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
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WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
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WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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