One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.



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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
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The duct tape crosses. That's what did it.
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Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
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make dumb
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make poo
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
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A gold coin says he misses," Fenrys rasped.
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going to make me sell
the motel and make me go with him.
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