One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing.

The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

With everything else that's happened to me, it was a pretty dumb injury. We were celebrating in the end zone when I took my helmet off. Manuel ran by and caught me on my forehead. It just started bleeding.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.