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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART
Everyone has a gift.
It's up to you to decide what you do with it.
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[Wichita Police Chief Norman Williams told CNN Rader does not yet have an attorney.] He'll probably ...
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On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.
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FRANK LAYDEN
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I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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I not often like the begining of something it has it owns doubts, loses and failures. But the end is...
DEYTH BANGER
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger
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You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson...
DEYTH BANGER
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence ag...
SIR HERBERT BEERBOHM TREE
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence ag...
HERBERT BEERBOHM TREE
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
BILL BRYSON
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
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Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
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If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
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A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all ge...
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Talk about fulfilling a campaign promise, ... M*A*S*H.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
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It was like electronic euthanasia.
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Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.
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was among the best.
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Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless.
and
Just because you don't...
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Not only does no one say it happened, you have witnesses saying it didn't happen.
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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How could you not? I do have a sense of humor.
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Larry played extremely well. He has struggled and he'll be the first one to tell you that. But he's ...
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There has not been one problem. Clive does not come in and tell me 'you should do that'.
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If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
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[If he does,] I'll tell him anything he wants to know, ... Larry King Live.
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You have to learn offensive blocking schemes and especially when rushing the passer you get blocked ...
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No one can shed light on vices he does not have or affliction he has never experienced
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and don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly h...
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Just because you can not explain something does not mean it does not have an explanation.
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A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
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Why be greedy when you can have it all.
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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One mistake does not define you.
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You must accept that the universe does not owe you anything. It has already given you everything.
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A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless.
MAY SARTON
A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless
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A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless.
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...Okay... probably now you have read all my books up to now..., you have check out everything what ...
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Where does it end? Don't you have to investigate everyone? How do you single out one guy?
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You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.
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You have to have a sense of humor to do this,
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Art is more engaging that propaganda.
LARRY NORMAN
I know I stand visibly onstage, but my function is still unseen, because I rarely see the immediate ...
LARRY NORMAN
Jesus got me through the slums without getting murdered. I just walked with him as though he were re...
LARRY NORMAN
Gospel songs to me are about the mansion in the sky, and washed in the blood of Christ's crimson...
LARRY NORMAN
Life is God's art.
LARRY NORMAN
I feel that Christian music is a subculture directed towards the Christians. It's not really bei...
LARRY NORMAN
I'm only here on Earth to serve God. I never had a career. I don't care about commercialism....
LARRY NORMAN
We need worship for our spirit, fellowship for our soul and committed subservience for our body.
LARRY NORMAN
But... watching Steven Barnes taught me to treat my life like an art form.
LARRY NIVEN
I do not believe they've run out of surprises.
LARRY NIVEN
SF isn't a genre; SF is the matrix in which genres are embedded, and because the SF field is nev...
LARRY NIVEN
My problem with new writers is that it takes me five or six years to memorise the right names.
LARRY NIVEN
I've got five or six unpublished stories kicking around looking for somebody to buy them.
LARRY NIVEN
In general, I don't know when inspiration will pop up.
LARRY NIVEN
We should not have assumed that a political space station could be built.
LARRY NIVEN
I'm not predicting; I just love playing with superconductors.
LARRY NIVEN
I love superconductors.
LARRY NIVEN
Treat your life like something to be sculpted.
LARRY NIVEN
I've spent a lot of my life among people brighter than myself.
LARRY NIVEN
I'd visit the near future, close enough that someone might want to talk to Larry Niven and can f...
LARRY NIVEN
I don't have a strong interest in history.
LARRY NIVEN
Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.
LARRY NIVEN
We're looking as far ahead as we can, and we don't get penalized for mistakes.
LARRY NIVEN
I'd repair our education system or replace it with something that works.
LARRY NIVEN
I do suspect that privacy was a passing fad.
LARRY NIVEN
I never got good at predicting what millions of people will suddenly decide is rational.
LARRY NIVEN
As for AIDS, it's a plague. We are human, we get plagues. They come along every so often, kill o...
LARRY NIVEN
Bruce Sterling is one terrific writer and he's relatively new, but I don't know how long he&...
LARRY NIVEN
Building one space station for everyone was and is insane: we should have built a dozen.
LARRY NIVEN
In hindsight it may even seem inevitable that a socialist society will starve when it runs out of ca...
LARRY NIVEN
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
LARRY NIVEN
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.
LARRY NIVEN
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, th...
LARRY MILLER
Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for ...
LARRY MILLER
Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting...
LARRY MILLER
Members of the Academy are mostly urban people. We are an urban nation. We are not a rural nation. I...
LARRY MCMURTRY
Self-parody is the first portent of age.
LARRY MCMURTRY
Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.
LARRY MCMURTRY
You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: w...
LARRY MCMURTRY
If we know anything about man, it's that he's not pacific. The temptation to butcher anyone ...
LARRY MCMURTRY
True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends&#...
LARRY MCMURTRY
No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity fro...
LARRY MCMURTRY
Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a nati...
LARRY MCMURTRY
A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough.
LARRY MCMURTRY
Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its...
LARRY MACPHAIL
I should contribute generously to the war chest of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union. But, ...
LARRY MACPHAIL
When I was a kid in Michigan, I used to play ball with a town team on Sunday. Of course, I'd go ...
LARRY MACPHAIL
The danger in a brood mare band is that your mares become antiquated, and you wake up some day and r...
LARRY MACPHAIL
The only way you can obtain brood mares on a basis you can afford is to buy two or three yearling fi...
LARRY MACPHAIL
It had been my idea that a combination of purebred cattle and horses could be successful from an eco...
LARRY MACPHAIL
I decided that I wanted a farm back in 1940 when I was with the Dodgers. I tried to find one within ...
LARRY MACPHAIL
The big tragedy in baseball is that the amateur spirit has gone out of it to a large extent.
LARRY MACPHAIL
I forgot that San Francisco is not an angry city like New York. Gays have gotten what they wanted th...
LARRY KRAMER
I came from Yale, where you get an extracurricular degree in self-importance because you went there....
LARRY KRAMER
Some reporter called me 'the angriest gay man in the world' or some such. Well, it stuck, bu...
LARRY KRAMER
We're still leaderless. We still don't have strong organizations that are fighting for us; t...
LARRY KRAMER
I think Ed Koch is the person most responsible for allowing AIDS to get out of control. It happened ...
LARRY KRAMER
Writers who are activists are very rarely taken seriously as artists.
LARRY KRAMER
I was at Yale from 1953 to 1957, and I tried to commit suicide in my freshman year because I was gay...
LARRY KRAMER
AIDS was allowed to happen. It is a plague that need not have happened. It is a plague that could ha...
LARRY KRAMER
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a ...
LARRY KRAMER
By nature, I'm an optimistic person. No one believes it, but I am.
LARRY KRAMER
Gay life in 1970 was very bleak, compartmentalized. You didn't take it to work. You had to reall...
LARRY KRAMER
The media in America is not covering American AIDS very much. They're covering African AIDS as i...
LARRY KRAMER
Mr. Do-Nothing Obama will say today, 'Lets think of all the poor dead people' - or 'let&...
LARRY KRAMER
There's no question that the gay movement would not be as far along as it is without AIDS. But h...
LARRY KRAMER
I don't consider myself an artist. I consider myself a very opinionated man who uses words as fi...
LARRY KRAMER
Activism is very seductive, and writing is painful and hard. It's very scary to have a death thr...
LARRY KRAMER
I do not think the gay population has been all that rabid for gay marriage. Note that I do not use t...
LARRY KRAMER
We didn't exist. Ronald Reagan didn't say the word 'AIDS' until 1987. I've tried...
LARRY KRAMER
Too many people hate the people that AIDS most affects: gay people and people of color. I do not mea...
LARRY KRAMER

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