One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.