Once you start worrying, it's hard to stop.

Once, as my New Year's Resolution, I telephoned the Extenze Male Enhancement hotline every day for a month.

You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.

People feel compelled to continue reading and hearing the news. Sometimes, you just want somebody to be yelling at it with you as you're reading it. I think of that as my function.

There should be no real difficulty in condemning Nazis, white supremacists, and the Ku Klux Klan. They are, for God's sake, Nazis and white supremacists. This should not require moral courage. This is obvious. This is the moral equivalent of the text you type to prove you're not a robot.

If you want to be famous because you do something well or badly, be it singing while fat or hitting balls of various shapes and hues, you have to be prepared to divulge. We live in the age of the chronic overshare.