Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Try to touch the past. Try to deal with the past. It's not real. It's just a dream. -Ted Bundy

I hate work. That's why I got married.

Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn’t mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn’t require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons.

It was said that if you duped death, if you kept someone alive who should have died, then you might be called to die in their place. Energy was demanded, if not from one source, then from another.