On Twitter, if you want to quote someone else, you say, 'RT, re-tweet, that person's name, and then what they said before.' And it's a way of essentially saying, 'I'm not saying this, but my friend said this and I thought this was interesting.'

Hey, the TV was my friend. As a child, I always said, 'I want to live in there someday.'

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

When you sign up for Facebook, the service first searches for any mentions of your name and suggests you befriend anyone who has mentioned you in their posts. It then asks to access your e-mail account so you can connect with anyone with whom you regularly correspond.

Boldness be my friend.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'