On the surgically enhanced Jordan: She looks at you as if you're insignificant... not all of us have been under the knife.

On Christina Aguilera: She couldn't be in the Kittens, no way! Not with those outfits. Her stylist wants to have a word.

I'd do a really tasteful Playboy shoot, but I'd want at least 700,000 for it.

Those of us who are heterosexual need to say this very clearly: It is not fair that we have given ourselves a privilege that we've denied to others.

It first started out as a CA program because all of us are required to do three active and three passive programs. I wanted to get involved with the residents but I wanted to do something fun and exciting that would have a good turnout.

The symphony approached us with the idea. We're very excited about partnering with them. The Central Iowa Symphony is excited about it, too.