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On a good night, I can get in 300 to 500 votes for any particular contestant depending on busy signals.


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DAVE DELLA TERZA We are falling behind. We have boil water warnings - 300 to 500 at any given time,
BOB MILLS I have a bitter taste in my mouth now, but the memories are sweet. We showed that we're as good, if ...
JARED MOULTRIE We must build a system to guarantee that there are no busy signals for call centers, and we can acco...
ANDREW LIPPMAN This was huge win for us. I feel like any time a team can get to .500 in a conference as good as the...
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GUY BRICKELL I truly believe our league is the toughest league (in the state) as far as teams from top to bottom....
CINDY ANDERSON We usually have 300 take out and around 500 dine in.
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ARNOLD CARBONE A score of over 300 is a very high score. I took the test myself, based on what people were going th...
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JACQUELINE NOVOGRATZ People can come and they may not have 500 varieties to choose from but they may have 300.
DICK PORTER Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY It was nice for everyone to get together and just talk. We get so busy with school and jobs that we ...
AMY KLEIN There certainly wouldn't be any votes cast accidentally for Pat Buchanan on our system.
JIM ADLER Abel has left mathematicians enough to keep them busy for 500 years.
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BEN HINES Even though it's not the biggest property, it's getting in excess of $300 a night for a room. That's...
AL PARISH I never miss a vote; I think that's the power of the people. A lot of people fought and died for...
IMELDA MAY I look at it as a preparation for the 500. Time for him to get some experience, time for us to make ...
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DAVE MENEER We're just going to go out here and play the way we've been playing. Any team can get beat in the Bi...
JAMAR NUTTER The first calculators tended to sell for $400 or $500. Today, you can get a pretty good one for 4 or...
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BEN WADE I think next week will be very busy, with people gearing up for $500 gold,
DAVID HOLMES I, a singular proper noun, would go on, if always in a conditional tense.
JOHN GREEN Everyone shot well for us tonight. Vicky is going to get her points, but we have a lot of other peop...
KURT KAWACHI You put together 500 at-bats, I think anybody respects somebody who hits .300,
CHAD TRACY I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
HERB BEHNKE We are depending on the community for help. Callers and tips have come in and we have a few good lea...
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RANDY WEST I think he can get from 75 to 80 votes.
KENT CONRAD I don't think we should ever lose a game on Friday night with (Lincoln) on the mound. They don't get...
JAKE STEWART I really appreciate that ability to gather signals of demand and signals of retention early on.
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WADE BOGGS On any given night, or any given day, the ball can bounce any way.
HASSAN ADAMS I believe the 'Jeopardy!' test is more difficult than being a contestant on the program.
ALEX TREBEK Either team can win on any given night. It depends on who's hot.
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EDWARD SHINNICK It's going to be a battle. They can shoot the lights out on any night.
BRADY BOMBER Any night in this district, anybody can beat any other team. We are that balanced. One team is good ...
JENNY TEATER A landline is an anchor - busy signals, long distance bills, missed connections and all.
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CHRISTINA ENGELA And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
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ARLEN SPECTER [Earlier Thursday, on NBC's] Today ... want to take any votes that do not belong to me.
PAT BUCHANAN With Michigan's economic future on the line, we can't afford to have our 500 local school di...
JENNIFER GRANHOLM That's sometimes a difficult thing for family members to understand. The process can be vastly diffe...
ANGELA AGGELER He left no doubts in my mind after watching that game. He can handle, and he can go for 25 on any gi...
CHAD EDWARDS I can show you 200 or 300 houses that need work done on it,
DOUG ANDERSON I can't imagine that there'll be any disruption of any kind, in any area, on any level or in any par...
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MAX BROOKS Depending on the positioning of the light, you can still stand in a smaller man's shadow.
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ALAN GERRY Last night was an incredible night for network television, with more people tuning in than on any ni...
RANDY FALCO I don't think that we are putting any more weight on this particular theory than we have on any othe...
SCOTT ATKINSON All music is escapism for me, but I like the way that, on a good night, that sense of escapism can b...
JAMIE XX Steven will get in after the first two series depending on how things are going.
HUGH NALL On any given night, what allows me to get to that higher ground is the audience.
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BRAD SODERBERG I think if you have a good night's sleep, you can take on the world.
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MARCUS SPEARS I definitely feel ready, but I won't know until I try to get on those 300-pounders or try to cut and...
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DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
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